LOL TWERK

HAVE VOICE. WILL TRAVEL.

20 Years Broadcast Experience. Audio Production. Live Hosting. Pastafarian Weddings.

🔊 LISTEN TO THE INTRO:

LET'S WORK... TO LOLTWERK

SERIOUS EXPERIENCE. NOT SERIOUS PEOPLE.

In the broadcast industry, if you aren't memorable, you're invisible. LOL is the Personality. TWERK is the Kinetic Energy.

I am a former Radio Personality and Video Engineer with over 20 years in the industry. I bring the broadcast polish; you bring the platform.

THE INVESTMENT

THE PLUG-IN

Contact for Rate

  • Live DJ Mixing (Open Format)
  • Uses Venue Sound System
  • Up to 4 Hours
  • Best for: Bars, Office Parties

THE NUPTIALS

Custom Quote

  • Pastafarian Ceremony (Officiant)
  • Legal Marriage License Signing
  • Full Reception MC & DJ Services
  • Best for: Non-Traditional Weddings

01. AUDIO PRODUCTION

Radio Imaging, Podcast Editing, and Commercial Voiceovers. I learned on analog to master digital. Stop sounding like you recorded in a basement.

02. LIVE HOSTING & DJ

The "House Sound" Specialist. I don't haul speakers; I move crowds. Perfect for venues, office parties, and events that already have a PA system.

03. NON-TRADITIONAL WEDDINGS

Ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Legally binding ceremonies that are actually fun. I bring the license, you bring the love.

THE SIGNAL PATH (20 YEARS)

Radio Studio Days

The Studio. Circa 2000s.

THE VOICE (The Spiceman Era)

It started on the airwaves. 5 years of live radio, managing flow, timing, and audience engagement. Note the CRT monitor—I was doing this before the iPhone existed.

THE REACH (The Signal)

Me, standing in front of a massive satellite uplink (or the world's largest colander). I understand the physics of broadcast. If I can troubleshoot an uplink, I can handle your sound check.

Satellite Dish Engineer

Transmission Site.

Master Control Room

Master Control Ops.

THE VISION (The Engineer)

Master Control. Managing complex signal flows where a single mistake meant dead air. When you hire me, you get an engineer's reliability with a DJ's personality.

NO STATIC. JUST SIGNAL.

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*Just need a DJ for the office? I do that too. Let's turn the breakroom into a venue.