20 Years Broadcast Experience. Audio Production. Live Hosting. Pastafarian Weddings.
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In the broadcast industry, if you aren't memorable, you're invisible. LOL is the Personality. TWERK is the Kinetic Energy.
I am a former Radio Personality and Video Engineer with over 20 years in the industry. I bring the broadcast polish; you bring the platform.
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Radio Imaging, Podcast Editing, and Commercial Voiceovers. I learned on analog to master digital. Stop sounding like you recorded in a basement.
The "House Sound" Specialist. I don't haul speakers; I move crowds. Perfect for venues, office parties, and events that already have a PA system.
Ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Legally binding ceremonies that are actually fun. I bring the license, you bring the love.
The Studio. Circa 2000s.
It started on the airwaves. 5 years of live radio, managing flow, timing, and audience engagement. Note the CRT monitor—I was doing this before the iPhone existed.
Me, standing in front of a massive satellite uplink (or the world's largest colander). I understand the physics of broadcast. If I can troubleshoot an uplink, I can handle your sound check.
Transmission Site.
Master Control Ops.
Master Control. Managing complex signal flows where a single mistake meant dead air. When you hire me, you get an engineer's reliability with a DJ's personality.
Ready to upgrade your sound? Email me directly:
US@LOLTWERK.COM*Just need a DJ for the office? I do that too. Let's turn the breakroom into a venue.